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My name is Cristal. I'm a 19 year old girl from Chicago who becomes obsessed with the things she loves. This is where you'll discover what those things are and who I am because of them. "The Earth With Out Art Is Just Eh"

lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

"THE LAUNDRY! GET THE LAUNDRY!!"

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panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

notcutebutfunny:

nippleicious:

im as single as a single kitkat

I was never supposed to see a Kit Kat alone. That’s terrifying

notcutebutfunny:

nippleicious:

im as single as a single kitkat

I was never supposed to see a Kit Kat alone. That’s terrifying

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

eyebrowgod:

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

chaunc8907:

musings-of-terra:

ghostcharms:

bribryontour:

This should be a book for kids.

Omg that’s what I was gonna say.

Seriously though, make this a children’s book and I will buy it and save it for the future.

Rebloggin this again

shreks-swamp:

lesb0:

oceandropsandlove:

want

I would sleep in this until I got too old to climb up the ladder dead ass

sweet lord

ruinedchildhood:

Remember when spongebob committed murder, and bubble buddy just stood there and watched

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