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My name is Cristal. I'm a 19 year old girl from Chicago who becomes obsessed with the things she loves. This is where you'll discover what those things are and who I am because of them. "The Earth With Out Art Is Just Eh"

Me: WHEN I WAS
Dad: what
Me: A YOUNG BOY
Dad: oh God
Me: MY FATHER
Dad: not again
Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Dad: no I didn't
Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Dad: you're not even a boy

chloegalaxy:

rose-9-10:

hornyspacesnakes:

isis-:

demonhuntingdetectiveintraining:

me3ko:

dingoinnuendo:

WHO INVENTED THE WORD ‘WORD’

WHO INVENTED THE WORD ‘INVENTED’

WE ARE BECOMING TOO SELF AWARE

WHO INVENTED THE IDEA OF SELF AWARENESS??

GUYS, THERE WAS AN ARTICLE THAT SAID PHYSICISTS MAY HAVE DISCOVERED EVIDENCE OF THE UNIVERSE BEING A COMPUTER SIMULATION, WHAT IF WE’RE JUST AN AI THAT’S BECOMING SELF AWARE

THE BRAIN NAMED ITSELF

everybody shut the fuck up you’re scaring me

trillow:

“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*

mydrunkkitchen:

cloudsandchips:

Hannah being Hannah as usual. *Stars humming the song*
(survey)

same

mydrunkkitchen:

cloudsandchips:

Hannah being Hannah as usual. *Stars humming the song*

(survey)

same

willgrahamcrackercrumbs:

reasons you should date me:

  • i bake things and they taste good usually
  • i will cuddle you always
  • you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not  talk
  • i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t

unamusedsloth:

Because sometimes you just need a bear.

isuoiocchidentroilmare:

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